Whimsical Story Aficionado Pillows

'Why some kookaburras no longer live in the old gum tree.'

Clown on bike.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Ask A Silly Question.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Golf escape.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

Slug Romance

A rabbit wearing slippers with a human face on them.

Chicken singing romantic songs

Little Red Riding Hood

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"When the spoon ran away with the dish, it broke my heart!"

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

Snow globe: "We're expecting clear skies... unless the kid comes along and shakes us up..."

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'

Jungle Plumber.