Whimsical Humor Buff Pillows

'For goodness sake, man, snap out of it! We're not aliens from outer space! We're pixies! Pixies from your garden! Is that so difficult to understand?!'

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'He does lack social skills.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

The Golfing Accident

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I said slime."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

Dog in casino.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"And would you like flies with that?"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'