Birth Story Buffs Pillows

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

" ... and then the ugly duckling grew up to be an even uglier duck."

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

“It's a healthy baby boy. And, wow, the mouth on your wife …”

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

'Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...'

Ingredients: me

'Sign here.'

"Tell me again, how when I was born, how you passed out and the doctors left Mommy alone to revive you."

"Well, yes. Diaries are often published. But they're usually written by interesting people."

Maternity Ward Door Sign - 'Push, push, push'

"So much for online B'n'Bs, this guy's getting negative feedback."

"...And this is my birth partner."

'Push!..Push!..Push!..Push!'

"This must be my transition team."

And on the seventh day, God obsessed about what he did wrong on the first six days.

Books - "I hear her kids run riot in this one."