Spectacles Seeker T-Shirts

"You know, it would be a lot easier to find my glasses if I had my glasses on!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'Echo Tourism'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Airplane Mode.

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"Outré or simply bad?"

Hospital Departments

'I'm a star!'

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'It's Blurred.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Let's all be fairies.

Chess on TV

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"All I see is more trees."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"