Spectacle Shopper T-Shirts

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

"Hugh fans!"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

Chess on TV

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

Matador.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.

'Doctor, your glasses!'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

Alien Optician.

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Budget Opticians.

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'