Surreal Shopper T-Shirts

Carpet Showroom has Rudolph as a samples display, using his antlers

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Jungle Stores.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

They get into debt so fast these days...

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Jumble Sale

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

It was an impulse buy.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Shoppers of Mystery.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Customers who bought this also bought...

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Just the fresh chicken.'