Surreal Shopper Prints

Carpet Showroom has Rudolph as a samples display, using his antlers

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Jungle Stores.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

They get into debt so fast these days...

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"Does it come with magnets?"

Jumble Sale

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

It was an impulse buy.

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Vendo Tree.

Shoppers of Mystery.

Sale - Eyepod.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Customers who bought this also bought...

'Just the fresh chicken.'