Mystical Shopper T-Shirts

'Hardware' store 'Software' store and a 'Mediumware' store headed by a medium

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jungle Stores.

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'Please enter your pin now.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

Jumble Sale

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

Shoppers of Mystery.

Sale - Eyepod.

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"Another impulse purchase?"

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Budget cure

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Just the fresh chicken.'