Magic Shopper T-Shirts

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Witch? Best broom buys'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Jungle Stores.

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

Mall of ages

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

White Sale

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Undercover Santa

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

At the monster supermarket.

'Welcome! Do you have any coupons or discount codes?'

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

Just for the Smell of It - Candle Shop.

"I'm going to need the promotion code."