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'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'I've got it written down...'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'But what do you sell?'

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

Online Trading

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'