Scenic Shopper T-Shirts

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'You must have something in my size?'

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

'Wow! What graphics!'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise with lots of shops.'

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.

Not So Grand Canyon Next Exit

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent."

'I've started marketing my shop like a certain computer company ...'

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."