Scenic Shopper Gifts

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

"From here you can see 12 McDonald's..."

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

'You must have something in my size?'

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

'Wow! What graphics!'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise with lots of shops.'

"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent."

Not So Grand Canyon Next Exit

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

'I've started marketing my shop like a certain computer company ...'