Celestial Shopper Gifts

"I should stop buying shoes."

Having shopped until she dropped, Kathy finally finds the PERFECT card.

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

E-Baying @ The Moon

'It's not for myself, you understand."

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'Do you have any oranges?'

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

Sell the Universe !

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'So, where's the mall?'

Carpet Showroom has Rudolph as a samples display, using his antlers

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

Hairnet for your tortoise? Certainly, sir, what size and colour?

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

"I'm going to need the promotion code."

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

'Welcome! Do you have any coupons or discount codes?'

"I'm looking for something slightly more perfect."

'The halo is nice, but I would've preferred a tiara.'

Harvey Nichols. Harvey Marias

You're so Bond Street darling!

'We got a real deal on some old hula hoops.'

Spectacles - 2 pairs for the price of 1.

'Hardware' store 'Software' store and a 'Mediumware' store headed by a medium

"What kind of deal can you give me on 7 or 8 trillion of those collars?"