Divine Shopper Gifts

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

The church of our lady of wall street.

Seven deadly sins store

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

e-procurement

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

Online shopping - Using shopping cart mouse.

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

"If I don't get up early kids, go online and order the worms."

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

'No, Lindsay, in a real store there is no 'Add To Cart' button to click.'

"This is the most beautiful place I've ever shopped for scoop-neck cotton tees."

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

'Welcome! Do you have any coupons or discount codes?'

'Our computer network slows down every time someone orders a refrigerator from our website.'

"Hi! I'm Carl, from Amazon fulfillment. Would you mind telling us how you feel about your online shopping experience?"