Divine Shopper Gifts

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

I e-bay t-shirt.

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

The church of our lady of wall street.

Seven deadly sins store

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

e-procurement

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'Do you have any oranges?'

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

Online shopping - Using shopping cart mouse.

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

'So, where's the mall?'

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

"If I don't get up early kids, go online and order the worms."

'No, Lindsay, in a real store there is no 'Add To Cart' button to click.'

"This is the most beautiful place I've ever shopped for scoop-neck cotton tees."

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

"Hi! I'm Carl, from Amazon fulfillment. Would you mind telling us how you feel about your online shopping experience?"

'Our computer network slows down every time someone orders a refrigerator from our website.'