Divine Consumer Gifts

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

They get into debt so fast these days...

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

The Climate Change Debate Explained

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Horn of Plenty.

Where Pleather Comes From

An apple a day!

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

Seven deadly sins store

Hudson River Crouton

Vegetarian Professor