Divine Consumer Pillows

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

They get into debt so fast these days...

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Horn of Plenty.

An apple a day!

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

Seven deadly sins store

Hudson River Crouton

Vegetarian Professor

'We want candies, but only if they were not manufactured by giant tax evading corporations that engage in buying politicians who will condone their corrupt...'