Divine Drinkers Pillows

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Happy Hour

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

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Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

Paradise: Collection of wine

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'Single or double?'

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

"India ink, straight."

'I'm having what he's having.'

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

"And a bag of peanuts."

OUT of ORDER

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

Beefeater cocktail

"Can't keep away, eh...?"