Divine Drinkers Gifts

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Happy Hour

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

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Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

'Single or double?'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Paradise: Collection of wine

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

'I'm having what he's having.'

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"India ink, straight."

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

"And a bag of peanuts."

'And tomorrow. . . the darkness will pass and all will be bathed in a celestial light that will unify and transform mankind. . .'

Plus, it keeps it warm.

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