Heavenly Drinker Pillows

Collection of Wine

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"They know me here."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

Heaven

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Geese and Angels

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'What did He do before he was God?'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Cherub on a cloud

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Life on cloud 8

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

The spirit's flight

Heavenly Ships

"This is great. This could be franchised."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

Paradise: Collection of wine

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

The Ladder to Heaven

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

Pearly Queen Gates

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

"What a relief."

Heaven.

The trouble with cats going to heaven.