Consummate Consumer Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who truly embodies the consummate consumer? Whether they delight in gourmet treats, cultural experiences, or simply savoring life's pleasures, our curated selection celebrates their refined tastes. Perfect for those who elevate everyday moments into memorable indulgences, these playful and thoughtful gifts are sure to put a smile on their face and a twinkle in their eye. From witty mugs to stylish prints, find something that captures their passionate appreciation for the finer things in life.

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"I need one of them and one of them..." mockup

"I need one of them and one of them..."

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"Good For You / Bad For You"

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...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant... mockup

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

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But is it organic?

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"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!" mockup

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

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What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand? mockup

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

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How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill... mockup

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

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"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?" mockup

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

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"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested." mockup

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

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'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?' mockup

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

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"I shop, therefore I am."

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"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas." mockup

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

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The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today. mockup

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

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'Excuse me - are you organic?'

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"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?" mockup

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

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"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk." mockup

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

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'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?' mockup

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

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'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?' mockup

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

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Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!' mockup

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

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Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

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ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED, mockup

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

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'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.' mockup

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

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"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on." mockup

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

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'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.' mockup

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

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Horn of Plenty.

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"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?" mockup

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

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Seven deadly sins store

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An apple a day!

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'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!' mockup

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

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"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?" mockup

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

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Hudson River Crouton

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'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

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Consummate Consumer Gifts Collection

Consummate Consumer Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for the consummate consumer—perfect for enjoying their favorite beverages in style and humor.

Consummate Consumer Pillows

Discover pillows that bring a playful and comfy touch to their space, celebrating their love for the finer things in life.

Consummate Consumer Prints

Browse our art prints that capture the essence of indulgence and enjoyment—great for decorating spaces that reflect their passionate personality.

Consummate Consumer T-Shirts

Check out our collection of t-shirts celebrating indulgence and enjoyment—ideal for those who love to showcase their passion for life's pleasures.