"You folks in R&D really did make a miracle drug. I've never taken it, but I feel better already!"
Critical Consumer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the critical consumer? Our collection features humorous and clever items designed for the discerning and skeptical. Whether it's a witty mug or a satirical print, these products speak to the sharp-minded and critical thinkers who love to show off their discerning taste and sense of humor.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...
"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"
But is it organic?
What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?
"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"
How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...
"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."
'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'
"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."
The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.
'Excuse me - are you organic?'
'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'
"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"
Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.
Woman thinking about luxuries.
"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."
"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"
'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'
"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."
Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'
ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,
'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'
"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."
'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'
Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins
The economy doctor
The Climate Change Debate Explained
Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.
'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'
Horn of Plenty.
"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"
"It's just not the same."
An apple a day!
Critical Consumer Gifts Collection
Critical Consumer Mugs
Looking for more witty and satirical mugs? Check out our collection designed for the critical consumer, perfect for their morning coffee or tea.
Critical Consumer Pillows
Add some humorous critique to their home décor with pillows that blend comfort and cleverness.
Critical Consumer Prints
Decorate their space with prints that showcase wit, satire, and critical thinking—perfect for the discerning eye.
Critical Consumer T-Shirts
Browse our selection of humorous t-shirts crafted for the sharp-minded and critical thinkers in your life.