Conscious Consumers Gifts

ExxonMobil Profit and Loss

The world cup of every day.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Gullib-Os

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

CATCHY NAME

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

The Climate Change Debate Explained

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Horn of Plenty.

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

One Dollar, One Vote

An apple a day!