Consumer Consciousness Gifts

'Bloody 4WDs!'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

Sign Reform

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

Gullib-Os

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

CATCHY NAME

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

The Climate Change Debate Explained

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"I wonder what this was for."