Consumer Awareness Gifts

"The active ingredient is marketing."

Cheap Unethical Clothes

"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."

Gullib-Os

'Thats with $30,000 down.'

Your Flexible Fiend.

Warning! Due to rapid inflation, marked prices will likely double before you reach checkout.

"PVC free? Sure they are...honest!"

CATCHY NAME

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"We're in trouble, JB, people are actually starting to read the small print in our TV ads!"

Can you find the tobacco in a 'Tobacco' product?

Batteries Not Included.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Department Store: Freebies $18.95 (includes shipping, handling & tax).

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

Shopping scams

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"You know very well what subscription forms."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'