Conscious Consumer Gifts

Cheap Unethical Clothes

Attention Q-Mart shoppers! For pennies a month, you can financially support the impoverished 3rd world child wage-slave who sewed the very clothes you're buying today!

'Just what you asked for... made in the US by adult US citizens... that will be $1,795.00'

Commodity Chains - Notes on the Global Garment Industry.

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Free Range / Deranged

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

'There's no word for leisure in your language.'

"Cheaper clothes now!" "Ban 3rd world worker abuse!"

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"You do realise the catastrophic impact your actions could have on the planet's ecosystem?"

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

Department store direction sign, "excessive mark ups, 3rd world exploitation, ripped off shop assistants, etc"

Woman in supermarket under sign reading 'Buy one throw the other one away.'

"A programme about television sets being manufactured in sweatshops - I'll watch something else."

"Gracie thinks even pets deserve role models."

"Are your chops humanely chopped?"

Proudly made in the USA by Illegal Immigrants.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"I just found an app that does not let you feel bad for those exploited working for Apple in China and Indonesia!"

Hamlet vs. Amazon Prime

Hudson River Crouton

Angry Santa Claus.

"Shall I put the strawberry in now?"

'We want to give him the best possible life before we slaughter him.'

Horn of Plenty.

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"I could use some of those animal rights activists about now."

"Shame on you - using a plastic straw!"

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"