Consumer Education Gifts

"I've never learned to go shopping on an empty credit limit."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Gullib-Os

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

CATCHY NAME

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Now you know how Daddy feels when Mommy overdraws the checkbook."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

The Climate Change Debate Explained