"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."
Consumer Affairs Buff Gifts
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The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick
Trump pardons
Difference of Opinion
"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."
"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."
'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'
The Berlin Peace Movement
Made in China
'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'
'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'
"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"
Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing
Sign Reform
USA Hangs the Dove of Peace
"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."
Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse
USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...
"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."
"Do you have pants in XL?"
Gullib-Os
'We're out of duct tape.'
Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.
Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris
"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."
"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."
Trump's Torrent of BS Is Distracting Us From Real, Actually Important, Issues
STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job
'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'
Whatever works for you.
"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."
Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency
A little different
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