Consumer Advocate Gifts

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Up - Down - Other options.

"This detergent sucks."

"There's a product recall for that sunbed you ordered last week..."

B.B.C. Watchdog

Consumer Protection Act.

Driving a Lemon.

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'It says 'An honest product from an honest company... 100% artificial'.'

Autos. We can't keep these beauties on the lot! They sell that fast? No, they have defective parking brakes. Consumer Info.

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

'Interest in our Payday loan story has increased dramatically overnight.'

United Airlines passengers

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

Big oil.

Consumer watch dog.

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

'This is a rip-off!'

Batteries Not Included.

Consumer Association

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

Check out my new designer shades. $175? Mine look identical and I got 'em for $6 at the gas station. Identical? Ha! Hardly. Oh really? We'll see about that. Bring in the professional! Dear Reader, Today we introduce a new super hero: The Brand Name Differentiator! Using regular vision, he fearlessly saves everyday consumers. Hmm. Uh huh. I see. BD. Ordinary citizens, I declare a difference! Ah ha! these are more expensive. Oh, go stop a train with your face or something. Mr. Super-hero – are the

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Ask Doctor Ernie. Dear Doctor Ernie, what's the definition of "buyer's remorse?" You regret what you pay for.

Cell Phone Pricing Spreads

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Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Create some buzz!

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'