Customer Advocate Gifts

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'

Business man under going an eye test and reading letters which spell customer.

"This is your energy supplier. . . We're all on holiday in Bermuda at the moment - but leave a message and we might get back to you. . ."

Man tries to place form into a suggestion box which is out of reach.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Cuba applauds its doctors

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Progress.

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

Never on Sunday

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

Big oil.

'You've been friendly to a customer? You anwered his question competently and solved his problem?? Don't you dare to do that again, mister!!'

'Sir, our new automated telephone system saves us $20,000 annually, but our phone business has dropped 66%!'

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

The competition's customer vs our customer.

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

"Right, shall we delay the discussion on customer care again and look at the urgent issue of declining sales and plummeting profits."