Customer Advocates Gifts

Complaints (high up)

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Progress.

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

Never on Sunday

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

Big oil.

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

'You've been friendly to a customer? You anwered his question competently and solved his problem?? Don't you dare to do that again, mister!!'

'Sir, our new automated telephone system saves us $20,000 annually, but our phone business has dropped 66%!'

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

B.B.C. Watchdog

Driving a Lemon.

Working hard to maintain customer relations

Duel Fuel?

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

"When I told you to put our company logo everywhere, Tom... I didn't mean tattoos."

Empty shops.