Customer Advocates Prints

Complaints (high up)

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

Progress.

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Big oil.

'You've been friendly to a customer? You anwered his question competently and solved his problem?? Don't you dare to do that again, mister!!'

'Sir, our new automated telephone system saves us $20,000 annually, but our phone business has dropped 66%!'

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

Duel Fuel?

Working hard to maintain customer relations

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

B.B.C. Watchdog

Driving a Lemon.

"When I told you to put our company logo everywhere, Tom... I didn't mean tattoos."

Empty shops.

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft