Customer Advocacy Gifts

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

Trial by Media

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Our war is against cancer."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Gun laws US

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"We need a union!'

Free speech isn't cheap!

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Sick

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

Occupy Budget Balancing

Mental Health System Breakdown

Freedom of the Press

World Hunger Conference.

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

Hope and ______