Customer Advocacy Pillows

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

Trial by Media

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Our war is against cancer."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Gun laws US

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"We need a union!'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

Free speech isn't cheap!

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

World Hunger Conference.

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

Mental Health System Breakdown

Freedom of the Press

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

Candidate Emmer explains lowering food servers wages.