Consumer Advocate Pillows

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Up - Down - Other options.

"This detergent sucks."

"There's a product recall for that sunbed you ordered last week..."

B.B.C. Watchdog

Consumer Protection Act.

Driving a Lemon.

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'It says 'An honest product from an honest company... 100% artificial'.'

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

'Interest in our Payday loan story has increased dramatically overnight.'

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

Big oil.

Consumer watch dog.

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

'This is a rip-off!'

Batteries Not Included.

Consumer Association

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Create some buzz!

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Gullib-Os

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

Progress.

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'