Consumer Protection Advocacy Pillows

Once upon a time, lead poisoning meant someone who got shot down. Today it means someone who touched a toy made in China.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Gullib-Os

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Big oil.

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Malls admit to using cell phones to track shoppers.

Duel Fuel?

B.B.C. Watchdog

Driving a Lemon.

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

'He says I was REALLY over charged!'

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

"I don't know how you managed it madam, but you have got though to someone in authority."

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'

Consumer Protection Act.

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

'It says 'An honest product from an honest company...100% artificial''.