Consumer Protection Advocacy Pillows

Once upon a time, lead poisoning meant someone who got shot down. Today it means someone who touched a toy made in China.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Gullib-Os

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

Big oil.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Malls admit to using cell phones to track shoppers.

Driving a Lemon.

B.B.C. Watchdog

Duel Fuel?

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'He says I was REALLY over charged!'

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

This place is crawling with backstabbers, but they don't worry me.

United Reputation

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

Roseanne4

"I don't know how you managed it madam, but you have got though to someone in authority."

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'

Consumer Protection Act.

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

'Cutting prices by shrinking pack sizes. Hey! It's not that bad after all!'