Ethical Consumer Advocate Pillows

"How are the human rights on these?"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Gullib-Os

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Consumption Graph.

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Free-range C.E.O.s

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

'This is one of the drawbacks to leading by example.'

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

Big oil.

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

"I like this mob...they don't try to bullshit you!"

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

Global Industries: "Committed to low-intensity, sustainable exploitation of poor countries around the world since 1961."

"Yes, it was tested on rabbits and they simply adored it."

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."