Ethical Consumerism Expert Pillows

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Gullib-Os

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Consumption Graph.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

desert isle shopping trolley...

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

"I like this mob...they don't try to bullshit you!"

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

"I admire their honesty -- I'll take six."

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