Ethical Consumerism Critic Pillows

Drug dealer sells 'organic hash, fairtrade speed, locally sourced acid ...'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Made in China

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Consumption Graph.

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

Too Much Plastic.

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

desert isle shopping trolley...

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'Well, of course you're having an identity crisis - your T-shirt has no logo.'

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"I like this mob...they don't try to bullshit you!"