Drug dealer sells 'organic hash, fairtrade speed, locally sourced acid ...'
Ethical Consumerism Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for the ethical consumerism critic? Our collection features witty and inspiring items that showcase your commitment to sustainability and fair trade. Each piece is designed to spark conversations and promote conscious living—ideal for anyone who champions ethical choices and loves to express their values through everyday items.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."
Made in China
'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'
"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"
Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.
Woman thinking about luxuries.
"Do you have pants in XL?"
"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"
Consumption Graph.
"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."
are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?
Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins
"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"
"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."
'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'
Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.
Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.
"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"
Too Much Plastic.
"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."
desert isle shopping trolley...
"It's just not the same."
"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"
One Dollar, One Vote
'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'
"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."
"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."
New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread
'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'
Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...
'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'
"I like this mob...they don't try to bullshit you!"
Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)
Ethical Consumerism Critic Gifts Collection
Ethical Consumerism Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating ethical consumerism—funny, inspiring, and perfect for daily use by those who care about sustainable living.
Ethical Consumerism Critic Pillows
Pillows that promote ethical living add a meaningful touch to your home decor—comfortable, stylish, and eco-conscious.
Ethical Consumerism Critic Prints
Decorate your space with prints that highlight the importance of ethical consumer choices—art that speaks your values.
Ethical Consumerism Critic T-Shirts
Find stylish T-shirts that champion ethical consumerism—wear your values proudly with clever designs that make sustainability fun.