Ethical Consumerism Gifts

Africa: Child slaves work for raw materials for mobiles.

Guilt-Free

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"Here you go. I found a brand that doesn't test on animals."

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'My clothes and accessories are a result of third-world exploitation, so I thought why not my adopted baby too?'

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

View to the Future

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Made in China

"I shop, therefore I am."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'It's going to be a vegan.'