Ethical Consumerism Expert Gifts

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Gullib-Os

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Consumption Graph.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

Where Pleather Comes From

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

One Dollar, One Vote

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"It's just not the same."

desert isle shopping trolley...

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

"I like this mob...they don't try to bullshit you!"

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

Global Industries: "Committed to low-intensity, sustainable exploitation of poor countries around the world since 1961."

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