Ethical Consumer Advocate Prints

"I just found an app that does not let you feel bad for those exploited working for Apple in China and Indonesia!"

"How are the human rights on these?"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Gullib-Os

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Consumption Graph.

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Free-range C.E.O.s

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

'This is one of the drawbacks to leading by example.'

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

Big oil.

One Dollar, One Vote

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

"I like this mob...they don't try to bullshit you!"

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.

Global Industries: "Committed to low-intensity, sustainable exploitation of poor countries around the world since 1961."

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.