Consumer Ethics Prints

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

'My new phone says, 'This device was checked by a 14 year old worker in Shandong, China.''

Can We Support Colin Kaepernick and Still Hate Nike For Abusing Foreign Workers?

Can We Support Colin Kaepernick and Still Hate Nike For Abusing Foreign Workers?

The most moral consumer

"Hang on - these t-shirts are so cheap I'm a bit suspicious about where they were made."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Gullib-Os

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Consumption Graph.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

The economy doctor

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

Big oil.

"We should appeal to their greed, without, of course, actually appealing to their greed."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

One Dollar, One Vote