Consumer Issues Prints

Beaten by Banksters

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

The economy doctor

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

Big oil.

"Which free tote goes best?"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

Man is attacked by barcodes.

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

'...And now it's time for today's celebrity hissy-fit....'

'I am stunned by the sophistication of our consumer research.'

Man is target

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

B.B.C. Watchdog

Driving a Lemon.

"Invasion of privacy? You should be flattered we're so concerned about satisfying your consumer desires!"

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies