Consumer Issue Debater Prints

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

Tucker Ratings Gold

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"I feel that I've been given a unique opportunity to speak out on the issues."

'David, I want you tested for steroids.'

How America Was Re-Won

Mud Slinging

Heart vending machine.

Invent Sales Day

Palin and her curing church.

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

B.B.C. Watchdog

'He says I was REALLY over charged!'

United Reputation

'. . . and nobody noticed the elephant in the room.'

"Alexa. . . why do I have this feeling that I'm under almost constant surveillance?"

'I think wot I like about being British is the culture.'

Your negative calorie vitamin water does not cause weight loss. That's false advertising. So you say: House of Java.net Cybercafe. Here's what I say I'm a small American businessman trying to make a living amid brutal economic times only to be rousted from my home by strong-armed federal regulators who hate liberty. Oh stop it. You look like Stalin. Call CNN.

The War on Women: Secular and Holy

Art Gallery

Please stop yelling and deal with the facts.

'I don't get it. How can you say Leno is better than Letterman?'

"I'm just here for the dental."

'We all agree here; life begins at 5 o'clock.'

"This dining set can be yours with no payments until next year, at which point we charge you double and dump you in boiling oil!

"Luckily sometimes I get invited for lunch..."