Consumer Issue Debater Pillows

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Tucker Ratings Gold

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

"I feel that I've been given a unique opportunity to speak out on the issues."

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'David, I want you tested for steroids.'

Mud Slinging

Heart vending machine.

Palin and her curing church.

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

B.B.C. Watchdog

'He says I was REALLY over charged!'

'. . . and nobody noticed the elephant in the room.'

Art Gallery

Please stop yelling and deal with the facts.

'I think wot I like about being British is the culture.'

The War on Women: Secular and Holy

"I'm just here for the dental."

"This dining set can be yours with no payments until next year, at which point we charge you double and dump you in boiling oil!

'We all agree here; life begins at 5 o'clock.'

'I was expelled from school for a hate crime -- I told a little moron joke!'

"Luckily sometimes I get invited for lunch..."