Social Issues Debater Pillows

"I'm just here for the dental."

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

joey has forgotten his 45

'. . . and nobody noticed the elephant in the room.'

'All the porn on the internet, and we can't access it.'

Police chief holding paper with headline 'Policing the Binge Culture' - 'He's started drinking 24 hours a day'

Spineless GOP

'We all agree here; life begins at 5 o'clock.'

"We're trying to achieve better gender balance"

'Are you going to believe me, or a bunch of racist cops?'

"To better combat the crisis in overpopulation, it is now illegal to not be gay."

'I'm all for a kinder, gentler America, so give me your wallet before I turn violent.'

Uncontrollable Fits of Rage - Please Help.

Labour MP David Lammy: Smacking ban led to riots.

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"Keep in mind - you now have 'Trumpcare'."

"Luckily sometimes I get invited for lunch..."

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

I will vote for Trump

'I think wot I like about being British is the culture.'

Adopt a bum - 50c.

Campaign for Sensible Drinking.

"Topless Women are openly roaming around times square looking for tips...and it's legal! That's just not right!"

'I was expelled from school for a hate crime -- I told a little moron joke!'

Hitchiker in a war zone.

"Thousands of anti-lockdown protesters took to the streets today to protest their freedom from death and disease. . ."

Food poverty bed bugs

Tucker Ratings Gold

"We need you to get out there and give people a false sense of normal."

"Fifteen cents! You call that enabling?"