Social Justice Debater Pillows

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Tucker Ratings Gold

"Inactivists"

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"I've take a government handout not to grow any wool."

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

Bleeding flag...

Bush vs. America

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"But I don't want my constituents to vote for the most qualified candidate! I want them to vote for me!"

"I lobby for rich people."

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

Palin and her curing church.

Trickle down...

'You have been tried, waterboarded and convicted...'

"Do you really have to rub it in that you've got more cash than I do?"

"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."

"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

Psychiatry. I'm starting to take it personally when people say we have a representative government.