Justice Debaters Pillows

Obama's Weird Justice

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Changing Minds

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

Abortion Rights Are Doomed Now and It's Largely the Democrats' Fault

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

Sen. Krupt. Your vote should never be for sale. It's much more efficient to rent it out!

Bleeding flag...

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

Bush vs. America

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

"But I don't want my constituents to vote for the most qualified candidate! I want them to vote for me!"

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic

Mind Narrows road sign.

Cuz I Was Scared

"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

'You have been tried, waterboarded and convicted...'

Psychiatry. I'm starting to take it personally when people say we have a representative government.

'Enough of this bickering! let's just do it alphabetically.'

'If just one of you pantywaists had the balls to carry a gun the tragic murder of Baby New Year could have be prevented!'

Even a Broken Democracy

"I think we should leave Europe then retake it by force."