Justice Debaters Pillows

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Changing Minds

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

Bleeding flag...

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

Mind Narrows road sign.

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

'You have been tried, waterboarded and convicted...'

"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

'Enough of this bickering! let's just do it alphabetically.'

'If just one of you pantywaists had the balls to carry a gun the tragic murder of Baby New Year could have be prevented!'

'Grandpa, why do you like to live here in Germany?'