Defense Debaters Pillows

Add a touch of debate-inspired humor and comfort to their space with pillows adorned with witty, debate-themed designs—perfect for relaxing after a competitive day of arguing.

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I'm part of a pilot project to further curb military spending

I'm part of a pilot project to further curb military spending mockup

I'm part of a pilot project to further curb military spending

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Changing Minds

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"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?" mockup

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

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My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45. mockup

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

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You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out... mockup

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

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Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours. mockup

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

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'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.' mockup

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

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"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

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"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.'' mockup

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

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John Newman

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Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House, mockup

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

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Donald Rumsfeld

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"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

"Are you sure this is in your job description?" mockup

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

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Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

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'You have been tried, waterboarded and convicted...'

'You have been tried, waterboarded and convicted...' mockup

'You have been tried, waterboarded and convicted...'

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The Fortunes of War

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"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?"

"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?" mockup

"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?"

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'Enough of this bickering! let's just do it alphabetically.'

'Enough of this bickering! let's just do it alphabetically.' mockup

'Enough of this bickering! let's just do it alphabetically.'

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'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.' mockup

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

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"It's important to remember my son; without evil, we would all be out of a job."

"It's important to remember my son; without evil, we would all be out of a job." mockup

"It's important to remember my son; without evil, we would all be out of a job."

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"So ... is the Pope Catholic?"

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"In my day, if you colluded with anyone, Dad went for his belt."

"In my day, if you colluded with anyone, Dad went for his belt." mockup

"In my day, if you colluded with anyone, Dad went for his belt."

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Pope Francis

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"Nato is brain dead!"

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Obama Care will save you!

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Nation-wide gambling

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"Sins to you, traditions to me."

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The first projected loser: non-voters. mockup

The first projected loser: non-voters.

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Defense Debaters Pillows Collection

Defense Debaters Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for defense debaters—perfect for fueling early mornings or late-night study sessions with a touch of wit.

Defense Debaters Prints

Find inspiring and humorous prints that honor the cleverness and dedication of defense debaters—great for decorating their room or office.

Defense Debaters T-Shirts

Discover our witty t-shirts that showcase the pride and humor of defense debaters—ideal for casual wear, debate events, or just expressing their passion.